Girl in Skirt Outside Best Buy: Hey.

Me: Hi.

Girl: You look like you want to save the dolphins.

Me: Not really.

Girl: No?

Me: Nope.

I walked away and I knew what it meant: I was the enemy of dolphins.

So in case you haven’t heard, Netflix upped its pricing recently and tried to make it sound like a good thing. Then they lost a bunch of business and customers got really pissed. Now they’re “solving” things by disintegrating their website into two sites: Qwikster (for discs), and Netflix (for streaming).

I’m discontinuing my disc service tonight and will be sending back my copy of The Hurt Locker which, true to the best line from 30-minutes or less, has just been sitting on my bedside table for over a month and I just can’t bring myself to care to watch it. Maybe with this change I never will. Or I’ll just wait until it goes streaming, but I’ll tell you what: it’s never going to come to my mailbox in a Qwikster mailer.

Give me your “I don’t want to go on a date with you…” Now, try… your “waiter has a booger on his lip.” Oh oh oh! “You might poop your pants if someone makes a loud noise!”

Perfect.

Thanks, Scott.