I was having a conversation this morning about videogames and I suddenly remembered this one, but I couldn’t remember the title I could only remember the title screen. Then the name occurred to me: Time Killers. And when I looked it up, I found this.
I was shocked. My memory thought this game was a quarter swallowing, low budget, 3-D fighting game - not the god awful, 2-D, can-find-better-on-xbox-indie-games-now, piece of horrible this is.
That being said, I really do remember loving this game and playing it at some family-oriented restaurant. I’m pretty sure I was terrible at it and always got my ass kicked.
In any case, skip to 0:25 and watch the whole next battle for the greatest post-fatality voice-over ever!
This would be the other one I can’t get enough of.
It’s about the journey… :p
Good fucking bye you horrible horrible horrible fucking game! I hate hate hate hate hate you! You are not noire, you are not open world, you are a puddle of shit and you are now the only game I have EVER sold back in my life. And I own ET for Atari. There is no aspect of your gameplay that I cannot find in another game and find it done better. You are a poor man’s everything. Go to hell.
