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WHOA MAJOR EDIT!!! THIS IS A CHARACTER! That being said. One - I...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:15:00 -0500

WHOA MAJOR EDIT!!!

THIS IS A CHARACTER! That being said. One - I totally bought it and you got me, man. Two - that stuff on his walls appears in other videos, so I still totally stand by my first statement.

Sometimes gaming makes me sad. As a gamer I feel that there’s a certain stigma around what I love. Don’t get me wrong there’s a certain amount of “cool” tied to the industry now, but I think a lot of times everyone has this impression that we’re all a bunch of fat, lonely shut-ins. And, well, I try to maintain that that’s not who we all are, but sometimes… Sometimes…

So my friend Angela posted this today and let me just point out all of the things that must be pointed out.

1. This guy’s room has like 8 posters and they’re all in a corner and they’re all just about the nerdiest things you could have posters of. Now, I don’t think I’m the world’s greatest interior designer, but picturing the rest of his white-walled room makes me uncomfortable and the fact that his poster of a “hot chick” is Slave Leia speaks for itself.

2. His voice is the voice people do when they want to joke about being nerds. Now this is just a mean thing to point out, but fuck it’s just so cliche it’s amazing.

3. You can’t see it, but he lets you know as a sidenote that he is so fat he will have to pay for an extra seat if he ever takes a plane. Good God, this just makes me sad.

4. He is very angry that people can use money to buy in-game items. When he discusses this, he rifles through a wad of cash for the camera. A wad which consists of 100 and 50 dollar bills. What does he do!?! Who is this man!?!

5. He is clearly very upset, but at 3:40, please notice that he stops being a human being. It’s very abrupt, but he stops mid-sentence, his neck seems to disappear completely, his voice changes, and his face turns completely purple. He becomes a monster.

So this person(?) is going to boycott Blizzard’s games. Hey man, I get it. I think WoW does suck - though I’ve always thought that and haven’t played in years. I think DRM is lame - especially for a series that didn’t used to be an online-only experience. And I think the people who would spend money on in-game items are insane and that it’s a really strange thing to do. So I agree with you, man.

Here’s the other thing: What did Blizzard do for you? What do you have to look forward to? Well, dude, they made it so you won’t play their games anymore. Maybe you’ll do something with your life and all that money you apparently have lying around in wads.

So thank you, Blizzard. On behalf of this dude, who doesn’t understand the gift you’ve given him. Thank you. God fucking bless you.

Edit: Okay, I can’t stop watching. It’s like Kevin Spacey’s performance in The Usual Suspects - every time I watch it, there’s something new. One of the things on his wall is a warning sign that says “MAN CAVE.” Fuck. Also, he really thinks League of Legends is garbage for some reason. He’s way down on the fact that his friends have turned to playing it instead of WoW. I also kinda neglected to mention that he whips out a giant fake hammer and throws it at a poster after rapidly bashing it against his head and then, finally, he smashes his face with his keyboard. Yeah, I think that’s everything, but I can’t say for sure. I’m going to watch it again.

Hot on the trail of my Dead Rising playthrough - I have defeated...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:40:20 -0500

Hot on the trail of my Dead Rising playthrough - I have defeated Space Invaders Extreme for the Nintendo DS!

There’s not much to say here. The game is fun. The game is very short. There are a variety of modes, but I simply completed Arcade and I feel like this is a really nice casual game that I could see myself coming back to.

I mean, it’s Space Invaders. It’s a classic and you can’t really go wrong with a classic. Add to that the cool new weapons you receive and the way that firing and destroying aliens adds to the music playing in the background and you get a pretty enjoyable experience.

No big complaints here. If you can find it for cheap, I say pick up a copy. Amazon has it for $20.

In fact, if you’re the kind of person who goes on train, plane, or bus rides, it’s pretty perfect. And the DS’s ability to just close the screen and reopen it later is great.

Fifty-nine, kids! (Hey, this is going fast! Too bad there are some big ol’ monster games lurking in the distance. EEP!)

So over the last few days I played and finished Dead Rising on...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:33:45 -0500

So over the last few days I played and finished Dead Rising on the 360. I have to say that I enjoyed the game a lot. I had played part of it before but there are some seriously cool twists and turns that I wasn’t expecting and that was a lot of fun.

That being said, even with something that was really the first of its kind in a way, the game has flaws and some of them are pretty major.

I say finished because if the player doesn’t complete the Case 2-3 mission immediately and instead goes and saves a bunch of people, when 2-3 is finally finished, all of the following missions will be automatically failed due to time. This wouldn’t be a big deal if they told you that Case 2-3 needed to be finished immediately. They don’t. In every other instance they tell you when something needs to be done, but for 2-3, the game tells you to take your time. The game fucks you.

There doesn’t seem to be a good reason for this except that you probably want to bulk up your character (Frank) the first time you play and get used to running around and knowing the stores in the mall. That way when you’re in a rush to do all of the case missions, you know where you’re going.

Sure. I get that. BUT:

Why does the player need to be tricked/cheated into doing this? That seems crummy at best. I get the good intentions, but I wound up saving a ton of people only to find out that I should have completed the main missions sooner. Except by this point I wasn’t a few hours in like some people who find themselves in this position - I was almost done. There isn’t really an easy way to create multiple saves, so I’d have to start over. And to start over where I was would mean to basically play the entire game again. Don’t get me wrong: I wanted to find out what the truth was behind all of this, but enough to play all over? Maybe later…

The ending I received WAS an ending, but it was pretty weak - if they were going to make it so easy to fail (and they did), they should have accounted for that and made a better bad ending.

As it stands I just got told what I already knew, which was that I didn’t finish the mission cases, but then nothing else really happened. There was no hint of what I failed to learn, no “Good job!” for getting so many survivors out of the mall, no “You failed, so here’s your character being turned into a zombie!”, just a short cut scene and some text.

Even more bizarre was once I had failed all of the cases, I was so far along that certain things started disappearing and with 12 hours left (in-game clock) I no longer had any scoops to deal with or people to save so I just waited. I know I failed and was supposed to restart, but even when the player fails, waiting for the game to end should never be an option. Boo.

Now don’t get me wrong. I still really liked this game and I will probably come back and replay it and get my info (if for no other reason than Dead Rising 2 is on my list for this year and I’d like to know the Dead Rising story), but these are pretty big oversights in my opinion. Cheating to get people to play more hours of your game than really necessary feels… Well, it feels like cheating.

The only other gripe I have about the game is the way that people follow you. It’s really bad. You’ll hand someone a katana and they somehow still manage to get trapped by every group of zombies you pass, but pick someone up and carry them on your shoulders and you’ll never be touched! It got to the point that I hoped people would need to be carried because trying to get them back by fighting was just a lost cause.

Anyway, it’s a really great idea for a game, the time-sensitive stuff was fun, only getting one save was cool until it fucked me, and there were so many fun surprises along the way that I can’t be too mad at what was ultimately a pretty kickass experience.

In short: Play the game, but the second you see a case - go play it.

Sixty left!

Oh, and if I had a username based on this game it would be “FuckOffOtis” because seriously, that dude needs to leave you alone. Seriously.

Sorry, buddy. I couldn’t resist when I saw it. Hahaha.

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:16:00 -0500

Sorry, buddy. I couldn’t resist when I saw it. Hahaha.

Please don’t play this game. If I can offer you one piece...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:38:07 -0500

Please don’t play this game.

If I can offer you one piece of gaming advice, let it be that. Please. Please do not, under any circumstances, play this game. It will only hurt you.

This game is just horrible. The story is flimsy at best (and it comes from one of my FAVORITE books), the level music is repetitive and awful (every level gets about 14 seconds which then loops endlessly), the enemies are impossible at times (the beginning of the game is ATROCIOUS), the level design is HORRIBLE, the graphics (though passing for 2001) look so terrible now, and the game mechanics (both jumping and - somehow even worse - swimming) are probably among the worst I’ve seen in any game.

I’ll say it again.

PLEASE. NEVER. PLAY. THIS. GAME.

After hours of torturous, rage-inducing gameplay, the final levels and boss were probably the easiest in the entire game. The ending sequence made no sense and there was nothing interesting to the credits at all. I was supposed to play Alice: Madness Returns right after this, but I don’t think I can stand the possibility that the sequel to this game is just as horrible.

Trust me, I could write a lot more - for instance how there’s no checkpoint system except for completing an entire level and if you want anything better you have to quicksave through the WHOLE game - but it’s simply not worth putting into more than four words:

Don’t. Play. This. Game.

Oh yeah. Sixty-one. Woof.

Let's be clear...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:45:00 -0500

I hear people who aren’t in the gaming industry talk a lot about gaming piracy both on websites and in conversation and, well, here’s what I think.

Champion of Gaming Industry: PIRACY IS WRONG!

Me: Okay. Sure. Why though?

CGI: Because it takes money away from gaming companies! Duh!

Me: Okay, but actually there isn’t really any proof that the people who pirated those games would pay for them, is there? And besides, game companies make tons of money every year. Look at games like World of Warcraft or Call of Duty. They sell millions of copies and make millions more in subscription fees.

CGI: You are only talking about big game companies! What about small game companies?

Me: Oh! Okay, small game companies. I guess that’s true. It is definitely harder for small game companies, but what about Braid, or Super Meat Boy, or Bastion. Those were all made by small companies (very small) who put together an excellent product and marketed it well, and are still in business because of it. Piracy didn’t kill them.

CGI: Uuuuuuh…

Me: Let me ask you something. Do you buy games used?

CGI: Yeah, sometimes.

Me: You know that videogame companies don’t get money for those copies you bought, right?

CGI: Zuh?

Me: Game companies make no money off of re-sold games. If you buy a game from Gamestop or another used game store, the company that made that game is not going to get any part of that profit. Gamestop may choose to buy from that company again because of the potential high resale value for the games that company makes, but the actual company that made the game won’t see a dime. In essence, you just bought that game without paying the company who made it. Isn’t that like stealing?

CGI: But I paid for it! I’m part of the economic process. A transaction was made and like you said, Gamestop will probably buy more from that company in the future.

Me: Yeah, probably, but they don’t have to. And there’s really no telling if they will or not. Also, that’s in the future. Speaking of the future. Do you ever wait for a game to go on sale? Like when games go on Amazon Gold Box or things like Black Friday or Clearance?

CGI: Yeah, I got this one game for like 3.99 at Best Buy during the holidays!.

Me: And what was the MSRP?

CGI: Like 59.99. Such a good deal!

Me: And how long ago did that game come out?

CGI: Like a year ago, but whatever. It’s still a great game and I got an awesome deal.

Me: Awww, bummer, dude.

CGI: What do you mean? I just said, it’s a great game and I got an awesome deal. How is that a bad thing?

Me: Hate to break it to you, but… See, when that game came out, it didn’t make any money - even though it’s a “great game,” like you said. And because it made next to no money for the first year that it came out (due to people selling it used and people being unwilling to pay full price) the publisher considered the game a failure and closed the studio that made it. The entire development team was left unemployed, but some of those people were lucky enough to get jobs at other game companies and a few are even making this new game. It looks great.

CGI: Awesome. How much is it?

Me: 59.99.

CGI: I’ll just wait or get it used.

Me: Or just pirate it, if that’s your attitude.

CGI: That’s stealing!

Me: To be honest, used game sales probably hurt the gaming industry more than piracy.

CGI: How do you mean?

Me: Used games are bought by people like yourself. People who don’t want to pay full price, but also don’t want to steal a game. If used game stores didn’t exist, those people who buy used games wouldn’t steal, they’d probably just wait for the game to be on discount (which would still give companies more money than used games do - which, remember, is none).

CGI: That’s stupid. You can’t just say that if used game stores didn’t exist, people would buy more games new!

Me: But people like you can say that if piracy didn’t exist, people would buy more games?

CGI: …

Me: The fact is that used game retailers are the only ones who make money off of those used game sales. If piracy didn’t exist and all of the people who pirated bought used games instead, the industry would NOT be better off at all. They’d be making no money - ever. However, if those used stores didn’t exist and people had to buy new copies of a game, the gaming industry WOULD make more money because any and ALL sales would be new sales. Besides, there would probably be a lot more GOOD discounts at retail stores. Without needing to compete with used game sales, one publisher could actively work with a retailer to lower the price of its titles to compete with another publisher’s titles (knowing that they would still make money on every copy sold). So you, the consumer, would get a new game (i.e. No scratches, new game smell, pretty pretty pretty, mine mine mine) for as cheap as they go used at Gamestop (scratched up, smelling like something, name scrawled across it in Sharpie, with a pube in the case). You might even get it for less.

CGI: …

Me: Essentially, what I’m saying is that people who steal, probably weren’t going to buy. They’re actively doing nothing to the gaming industry. They’re not helping anyone (obviously), but they’re not really tangibly hurting the industry either. People who buy used? They’re actively feeding a market that is in direct COMPETITION with the gaming industry.

CGI: But…Piracy is stealing! Stealing is wrong!

Me: Fine. Whatever. Ps. You know you just sped through that red light, dude. Right?

CGI: It was barely red when I was in the intersection and I’m only going 37.

Me: My bad.

The point is, if you’re buying games used and the reason you don’t like piracy is because it “takes money from game studios,” please shut up. I’ve worked in the industry for years. I’ve been with a dev team when they were shut down. I buy my company’s games new. I buy other companies’ games new. I try to support and showcase small indie games when I hear about them by telling others and encouraging them to buy. I also buy some games used. I also buy some games on sale. I frequent CheapAssGamer and Amazon Warehouse Deals and love them both. And when I was a kid, I had a modded PSOne that I used to play burned “backups” along with purchased games. Then I grew up and helped Sony launch the PS3, which I then bought at full price.

Piracy isn’t great. Agreed. But if you really want to help game companies, get out there and do it, but yelling at and judging people doesn’t help anyone in my industry. Especially if what you do is not much better.

Ho. Lee. Shit. Let me just say that before I played Exit DS, I...

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 04:08:00 -0500

Oh! I'm done! Wait, what's that arrow?

FIFTY MORE!?!?!

Hey, there's 22 hours of my life! Gone!

I guess...I'll opt to watch the credits?

Oh, COME ON!

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Let me just say that before I played Exit DS, I had always heard that it was sort of a clunker. Just a bad game. I never really got a great reason why, but no matter who I spoke to, the review remained the same: Bleh.

So after listening to gamer after gamer, I finally sat down to play it myself; my findings were surprising in many ways.

Exit DS is the tale of Mr. Escape (or Mr. Esc). He is a professional escape artist who makes it his goal to get everyone who calls upon him out of danger and harm’s way. Though it’s basically 2-D, the game is very stylized and I have to admit that I dig it.

In fact…

At first I was sort of in shock. I mean, this game wasn’t just okay - it was cool! Here I was enjoying myself. The vague complaints I had heard about the control scheme was easily solved by going to the options menu and selecting controls. In fact, I was amazed to find that Exit DS is one of those rare DS titles that lets you say “Fuck you, stylus.” and control the game completely using the directional pad and buttons - AWESOME!

I really liked the music and the puzzles? They were great! It took some getting used to, to understand all of the rules for which escapees could do what, but after that…

After that…

After… That…

What the fuck is this!? WHAT… IS… THIS!?!

Slowly, but surely…the problems started to present themselves.

The game explains all of the “rules” of which escapees can do what to help you all escape, but eventually there are so many rules and sometimes they just expect you to get it without telling you. That means, you’re almost guaranteed to screw up a puzzle once or twice before getting it. Not because you don’t understand the game, but because you literally have no way of knowing what a puzzle piece will do. They’re punishing the player for being forced to guess. Boo. Just boo.

Then there’s the control scheme. Although I HIGHLY recommend NOT using the stylus controls, the game still has some pretty terrible control mechanics. On more than one occasion, I told a character to run up the stairs and instead of walking up the stairs as directed, he ran straight into a roaring fire. However, when I told that same character to walk up a flight of blocks, he would occasionally stare at a block that he could totally step over and shout “THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE” at me, until I manually forced him to take them one at a time.

FUCK.

The characters yell at you. They each have one line which they repeatedly scream at you until you come and save them. Now, let’s think about this, it makes sense. They’re in trouble. You need to know where they are, sure. But to have several NPCs screaming at the player (each shouting their ONE line over and over) until they are saved? The result is a player who doesn’t want to save anyone:

“…And all the [large adults] and [dogs] will look up and shout ‘Save us!’… and I’ll look down and whisper ‘No.’”

Full disclosure: More than once I ran someone into a fire or off a ledge or crushed them with an elevator on purpose. They deserved it.

Anyway, none of this would be so bad except that there are no checkpoints - anywhere. So any and every time that you make the smallest mistake, you usually have to start all over. And let’s be absolutely clear, some of these puzzles can last for close to ten minutes and have around 70 steps to them - each one affording you the chance to fuck up and have a small stroke. This all makes a puzzle game that should be fun and casual, a living nightmare.

Finally the lies. Oh, the lies.

Exit has 100 puzzles. At first. But after a while, you may notice (as I did) a tiny arrow in the lower right of the level select menu. You see…around the time that you think you’re almost done, you will have earned enough points to reveal…FIFTY MORE LEVELS. That’s right. So you thought you were 100% done, but you still have another THIRD left to go. And the puzzles DO NOT GET EASIER.

By the end of the game, the only solace is that eventually they introduce these really cool aliens that can turn into blocks, but you have to save them too and they get just as annoying as everyone else.

After it’s all said and done, there is no ending that I could find. After over twenty hours of playing this thing, there was NO ENDING. The only credits that you can watch are the same credits that are always available from the options menu (Or at least are definitely available after 100 levels, so maybe you should just stop there).

Did I say “watch”? I meant “PLAY”! That’s right, the CREDITS are a LEVEL. And yes, you can lose that level and have to start over. God damnit… -_-

In the end, I still think that Exit DS is fun, and if you’re a casual puzzle gamer who’s looking for a lot of game for his dollar, then seriously: BUY THIS. You’ll get hours and hours of puzzles and they’re pretty satisfying - when they’re not driving you insane. But if you’re the kind of person who likes to beat the games they’re playing before moving on… Exit DS is like a childhood friend who won’t go home after spending the whole weekend at your house. In short: “Fuck you, Exit DS. Get your own Frosted Flakes!”

Sixty-two to go.

Oh internet… I love you so much sometimes.

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:08:31 -0500

Oh internet… I love you so much sometimes.

Shakey Graves: Feb. 9th proclaimed "SHAKEY GRAVES DAY"

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:29:53 -0500

Shakey Graves: Feb. 9th proclaimed "SHAKEY GRAVES DAY":

shakeygraves:

NO JOKE.

I have been bestowed with one of the most insane honors of my life by The City of Austin…

February 9, 2012 will be proclaimed “Shakey Graves Day” in Austin, Texas by the Austin Mayor.

I am scheduled to perform a song in the council chambers at City Hall at approximately 5:30…

Holy shit this is awesome! YES YES YES!

I’ll be drinking bathtub gin and screaming at the moon. SEE YA THEN!

In. Deed. Found this tonight. Hope you like it, internet.

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 04:54:24 -0500

In. Deed. Found this tonight. Hope you like it, internet.

I approve this message. Paul Bartunek, you’re amazing.

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 13:23:00 -0500

I approve this message. Paul Bartunek, you’re amazing.

Four down. Sixty-three left! Goodbye, Metroid. Good. Bye. Maybe...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 05:23:00 -0500

Four down. Sixty-three left! Goodbye, Metroid. Good. Bye.

Maybe I set myself up for disaster having played three fairly simple games and following it up with a notoriously difficult title like Metroid, but let me say this: Most parents warn their kids about the dangers of teen pregnancy and drug use. I will warn mine about playing Metroid without a map or a walkthrough. It only leads to pain and agony.

Maybe the game was stretched on my TV, maybe that’s why the jumping mechanics were horrible. Maybe the Wii remote just had problems communicating wirelessly and that’s why my shots were delayed and I couldn’t jump out of like half of the lava I jumped into. Maybe… Okay, let’s get real.

It’s probably some big gaming crime to say this, but here it goes: I REALLY didn’t enjoy this game. In fact, I thought it was one of the worse NES titles I’ve played.

The game handles like a wet fish and that’s something you never want in a platformer. You can blame it’s age, but you won’t get by me. Mario and Mega Man easily kick this game’s ass for jumping and landing where you intend, so I’m sorry, that “climbing shaft from hell” in the game is one of the most awful things I’ve ever encountered.

The non-linear nature is interesting, but you have literally NOTHING to go on for most of it, and even though that was interesting for the first oh…three or four hours? I eventually said “Fuck this” and grabbed a walkthrough. When THAT wasn’t enough, I just looked up a map of the entire game and played it that way. And then, even with ALL OF THAT, this was still hands down one of the hardest games I’ve ever played.

Maybe some day when I’m feeling like I haven’t been hit in the nuts for several hours in a row, I’ll pick it up again and try to play it from memory, but I can’t imagine trying to beat this game for the first time and using nothing to help you. It would take you days and not days of fun, days of utter torture. Even if you sat down and made maps while you played, there are so many fake walls and fake floors - it’s just insane.

No, dear friends, it’s safe to say that while I’m glad I played it (on…some…level I’m sure that’s true). I don’t think I would play it again. At least not for a very, very long time.

63 left. Awesome or bust.

Number 3!!! DefJam Rapstar. You were fun, but now that I’m...

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 21:18:04 -0500

Number 3!!! DefJam Rapstar. You were fun, but now that I’m a “RAPSTAR” I’m taking off. I’ll be back when I’m drunk and there’s a party going on. Until then. DEFEATED!!!

64 left, kids!

And it keeps on going. Goodbye, Space Bust-A-Move. You never...

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 23:03:26 -0500

And it keeps on going. Goodbye, Space Bust-A-Move. You never stood a chance. 2 down, 65 left, people!

And the first to fall to Awesome or Bust!: Arkanoid DS. 66 to...

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 01:43:00 -0500

And the first to fall to Awesome or Bust!: Arkanoid DS.

66 to go, my friends. 66 to go. ;)

2012: Awesome or Bust! (The Game List)

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:25:00 -0500

So I haven’t been posting a ton, but that’s (oddly) because I’ve been working extremely hard on some other things. Hopefully all of those things will eventually come to light here, but for now I’m just going to say there’s a lot going on.

Which brings me to the point of this post: “2012: Awesome or Bust!”

I’ve decided that this past year was mostly what’s known in sports as a “rebuilding year.” And just like a “rebuilding year” in sports, this is probably just a bullshit excuse for the fact that I didn’t really do much.

So! With that in mind, I’ve decided to head into 2012 with a certain perspective. That perspective? Awesome or Bust!

What this means is that I’m going to take all of my energy and focus it towards kicking the shit out of next year. And here is an example that I feel comfortable sharing.

It’s no secret that I have a lot of games that I should be playing but, for some reason, never do. Starting tonight (A little early, I know. Calm down.) I’m going to start playing them. 67 games have made the list. Yes. Read that again. 67.

You can find the full list below and obviously some of them will take longer than others to beat. Besides. 67? That’s basically a game every FIVE days! Some of these games are huge! And this is just one part of AoB! How will I do it!?!

Well that’s the thing. I’m not going to beat all of them. I know that. But this is a huge chunk of my backlog and I’m going to do my best to clear as many titles as possible. If I even make it to half I’ll consider it a HUGE success.

Awesome or Bust! is about pushing myself to do amazing things - that’s it.

So with that said: Here. We. Go.

~~1. Arkanoid DS (DS)~~

~~2. Exit (DS)~~

3. Ghost Trick (DS)

~~4. Space Bust-A-Move (DS)~~

~~5. Space Invaders Extreme (DS)~~

6. Killer 7 (GC)

7. Super Mario Sunshine (GC)

8. Donkey Kong Country Returns (Wii)

9. Epic Mickey (Wii)

10. Lost in Shadow (Wii)

~~11. Metroid (Wii)~~

12. Secret of Mana (Wii)

13. Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)

14. Super Metroid (Wii)

15. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Wii)

16. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (GC)

17. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)

18. Valkyrie Profile: Lenneth (PSP)

19. Final Fantasy VIII (PSOne)

20. Metal Gear Solid (PSOne)

21. Silent Hill (PSOne)

22. Syphon Filter 2 (PSOne)

23. Bully (PS2)

24. Devil May Cry (PS2)

25. Drakengard (PS2)

26. Final Fantasy X-2 (PS2)

27. GTA III (PS2)

28. Indigo Prophecy (PS2)

29. Odin Sphere (PS2)

30. Okami (PS2)

31. Psychonauts (PS2)

32. Valkyrie Profile 2: Silmeria (PS2)

33. XIII (PS2)

34. Alice: Madness Returns (PS3)

~~35. American McGee’s Alice (PS3)~~

36. Assassins Creed (PS3)

37. Bioshock (PS3)

38. Dead Island (PS3)

~~39. Def Jam Rapstar (PS3)~~

40. Demon’s Souls (PS3)

41. Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (PS3)

42. El Shaddai (PS3)

43. Ico (PS3)

44. Just Cause 2 (PS3)

45. Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days (PS3)

46. Little Big Planet 2 (PS3)

47. Mega Man 10 (PS3)

48. Nier (PS3)

49. Saints Row: The Third (PS3)

50. Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (PS3)

51. Vagrant Story (PS3)

52. Valkyria Chronicles (PS3)

53. Alan Wake (360)

~~54. Dead Rising (360)~~

55. Dead Rising 2 (360)

56. Deadly Premonition (360)

57. Gears of War 2 (360)

58. Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary (360)

59. Left 4 Dead (360)

60. Lost Odyssey (360)

61. Mass Effect (360)

62. Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Steam)

63. Breath of Death VII (Steam)

64. Dungeons of Dreadmore (Steam)

65. Half-Life (Steam)

66. Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee (Steam)

67. Super Meat Boy (Steam)

Definitely liking this year’s better than 2010. And...

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:37:56 -0500

Definitely liking this year’s better than 2010. And I’m sure it will only continue to grow on me. Last minute or so is pretty great. :)

Enemy of Dolphins

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 23:45:09 -0500

Girl in Skirt Outside Best Buy: Hey.

Me: Hi.

Girl: You look like you want to save the dolphins.

Me: Not really.

Girl: No?

Me: Nope.

I walked away and I knew what it meant: I was the enemy of dolphins.

I like this because of reasons!

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 05:03:00 -0500

I like this because of reasons!

Morgan Gibbs is one of the finest videogame reviewers who has...

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:09:02 -0500

Morgan Gibbs is one of the finest videogame reviewers who has ever reviewed. Please support him in this trying time by watching his amazing review of Zelda: The Legend of Skyward Sword. I can’t believe they let him go!!!